An Ode to Iced Coffee

Iced coffee
How great ye are
Sweet liquid of the ever-flatulent Aussie gods.

So milky
Full of caffeine
And calcium to stop us getting osteoporosis.

Addictive
And containing lactose
That we may fart on unsuspecting co-workers.

Your carton
A cardboard box
Which vibrates to the awesome base of my car stereo.

Iced coffee
How great ye are.